One Direction Concerts Seem Like… Not a Thing I Want to Attend, Ever

25 Mar

One Direction In Concert

What the hell goes on at One Direction concerts? I’m curious (But not curious enough to actually, ya know, attend one), because between the pantsing and the handshaking (nothing screams excitement like a good, ol’ fashioned businessman’s handshake!), it’s like, what? Why? Is this a concert or an amateur improv comedy night? Perhaps it has something to do with the whole, like, “We’re just five lads!” band mythology? And at least we got some good captions out of it.

“Thanks for last night, it was good.” – Catherine

“I will pull your pants down like I did at a burger joint” – John

“I’ll take the high notes, and you take the low notes? Deal?” – Murny

“I’ll never let go, Lou!” – Marcy

“We’ve officially just formed the first-ever inter-band alliance, protecting us from the dangers of pantsing and other pranks.” – Cranston

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

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