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May the LOLs Be Ever in Your Favor

27 Jun

The Hunger Games : Catching Fire' presentation at The San Diego Comic Con

Here’s all you need to know about Comic-Con:

1) This photo of Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson happened. #HungerGamesYEAH

2) Something about Bryan Cranston wearing a Bryan Cranston mask? I mean, sure. Whatever.

3) Superbatman.

4) Eh, that’s all I got.

I’m really into Comic-Con, if you couldn’t tell. I’m also really into today’s winning captions:

“Let’s get fiesty, Josh!” – Skye

“Walkkkkkk this waaaay!” – Keturah

“Wo ooooo here she comes…watch out boy she’ll chew you uuuup!!!” – Rhonda

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

One Direction Concerts Seem Like… Not a Thing I Want to Attend, Ever

25 Mar

One Direction In Concert

What the hell goes on at One Direction concerts? I’m curious (But not curious enough to actually, ya know, attend one), because between the pantsing and the handshaking (nothing screams excitement like a good, ol’ fashioned businessman’s handshake!), it’s like, what? Why? Is this a concert or an amateur improv comedy night? Perhaps it has something to do with the whole, like, “We’re just five lads!” band mythology? And at least we got some good captions out of it.

“Thanks for last night, it was good.” – Catherine

“I will pull your pants down like I did at a burger joint” – John

“I’ll take the high notes, and you take the low notes? Deal?” – Murny

“I’ll never let go, Lou!” – Marcy

“We’ve officially just formed the first-ever inter-band alliance, protecting us from the dangers of pantsing and other pranks.” – Cranston

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

The Power of Beysus Christ Compels You!

14 Mar

I saw Beyonc perform live in August, and it was mind-blowing – don’t get me wrong – but I’m feeling a bit miffed that I was not invited backstage to lay hands upon her holy form. I really could have used the excuse to never wash my hands again. Plus, that’s a Facebook profile pic you can’t beat! So many “likes” that never will be… Well, that’s fine, Queen Bey. Maybe next time. And until we cross paths again, we have today’s winning captions to bring truth and goodness into our lives.

“The power of Christ compels you!” – Rebecca

“OUT you sasha fierce spirit” – Stella

“She’s gonna need more kids than that to hold up her over inflated ego.” – Mark

“i swear if you lay your hand anywhere near my business, you’ll be saying a whole new prayer!!” – Katie

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

You’ve Won the Battle, Overly-Concerned Parents: Rihanna Now Comes With a Warning Label

1 Mar

Rihanna leaves her hotel to film a talk show

She can’t sing, she can’t dance, but who cares, ‘cuz she walks like Rihanna! Oh, wait, that is Rihanna. Oops. I take back that thing I said about not being able to sing and dance. Although, now that it’s out there: discuss! Can Rihanna sing? Can she dance? Perhaps, perhaps, but the real question is would she? The world may never know the answers to these questions, and so it must settle for today’s winning captions:

“Miley called, she wants her shirt back!” – April

“No caption necessary. Her shirt says it all!!!” – Amber

“Those pants are screaming yeast infection!!! Lol” – Angelique

“Guy in black like “come on that sweater tho'” – Farah

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

A Very Naked Alexander Skarsgård Poses for Our Very Naughty Caption Contest

14 Dec

Naughty, naughty, naughty. You all are so very, very naughty. Don’t even try to deny it; the truth is evident in the overwhelming number of caption contest submissions we received for this photo of a naked Alexander Skarsg rd. That’s right, all of you sat there staring at a very, very naked Alexander because you’re very, very naughty, and you thought submitting a caption would make it less naughty. It doesn’t. However, in addition to being very naughty, you’re also very funny. For proof, see today’s winning captions after the jump:

“shrinkage? Nah vampires are already cold blooded” – David

“When you are hot you’re hot!” – Melanie

“I really want to be that book” – Jossie

“Nothing comes between me and a good book !” – Ann

“Is that a Longfellow or are you happy to see me”? – Kenny

“How could all that heat not melt all that ice? ?” – Tynisa

“draw me like one of your french girls” – April

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

KAZAAM! Your Wish for a Shaq-Carrying-Lindsay-Lohan Caption Contest Has Been Granted!

20 Nov

It’s Monday! That makes us sad. (FrownyFace.emoji) But there’s this picture of Shaquille O’Neal carrying a happy-and-healthy-looking Lindsay Lohan, and that makes us happy! (SmilingKittyFace.emoji followed by CreepyDancingTwins.emoji) As happy as this photo makes us, it doesn’t make us happier than reading today’s awesome winning captions, which you can check after the jump.

“Don’t take me back to rehab!” – Kristen

“Shaqnado!” – Badly Drawn Dobs

“Could it be that Lindsay is finally cleaning up her act? Was it a wish granted by Kazaam?” – Chris

“She ain’t heavy; she’s my sister…” – Mary Ann

“”Once you go black , you gonna need a wheelchair” –White Chicks” – Mario

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

Image Source: @LindsayLohan

Guess Who’s Back? Back Again? Shady’s Back… For Another Caption Contest! #DopeFlow

14 Sep

Eminem Performs At The G-Shock 20th Anniversary Party

Hey, look, it’s great that Eminem is performing again, but what about that new album, huh? WHERE IS IT, MR. MATHERS?! We have waited long enough! We need you to come back and show Macklemore who really runs the White Rap Game. (It’s me; I do. Sorry if that was misleading, Eminem, but it’s just a fact: I am the world’s greatest white rapper.)

And from my mouth – the mouth of the world’s greatest white rapper – to God’s ears, here are today’s winning captions:

“‘Hip hop hoorAY HO!'” – Mackenzie

“EVERYONE MOVE TO THE Left~~” – Annie

“Can’t touch this” – Brittney

“Yo haters!!come here and say it to my face bi*ches” – Romi

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

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